Stupid Congressional tricks
Stupid Congressional Tricks
Dear Congressional Asshats,
Daylight Savings Time is a questionable concept in my book. Daylight Savings Time before the Equinox? Really lame. As lame as a lame-filled lame cake with lame icing on a bedding of shredded lame. With bells on.
I am one of those people whose natural clock seems to follow the sun. Sun starts to come up, birds begin to sing, ADM wakes up with minimal help from the cats. Sun goes down, ADM starts to get tired. Thanks to you, I’m not getting tired till after 11, and not waking up naturally till well after 8. This is problematic, as it conflicts with my teaching schedule. At the very least, you might think of staying on the same schedule as everybody else, so that my LDW and I don’t have to think about the time difference. Oh — and the whole changing of the date for “fall back”? Also lame. I’ve been getting an extra hour of sleep for my birthday all my life, and I would like it back, please.